Why yes! I do believe I AM a grinning, goofy-ass-looking douchebag!

Some of you may be familiar with Mike Heath, evangelical Christian “activist” and mind casualty extraordinaire. His manifold utterances are a veritable treasure trove of anti-gay hate speech. There’s a pretty good overview here, but for a small sampling of the cogno-drivel that exudes daily from his snaggle-toothed piehole, read on:

“Few people would be bold enough to suggest the cause of the endless rain and gloom, that the moral climate in Maine has caused the sun to hide its face in shame. In May, our elected officials overturned a law of nature, and in its place paid honor to evil and unnatural practices. Our leaders allowed a cloud of error to hide the light of reason, and then the rain began.“

-Mike explaining how legalizing homosexual marriage causes bad weather.

“This “new law” must be rejected because it doesn’t qualify as a law! Laws have to be fair and just. This one clearly is not just. It presupposes that something which is fundamentally wrong and immoral (homosexuality) can qualify someone for the high status of marriage. That is obviously crazy.”

-Mike demonstrates his keen legal mind and lays down some irrefutable logic.

“I suspect that calling homosexuality an abomination probably fits into their definition of “outrageous hyperbole.”  That makes all Bible-believing Christians … Protestants … outrageously hyperbolic.”

-Mike cleverly manages to call homosexuality an abomination and alienate all non-Protestant Christian denominations (many of whom may actually have sympathy for his position) in the same breath.

Interested to see what else isabigot.com’s readership can dig up about this loon, and what your views on same-sex marriage are.