Our favorite atheist-hating bigot Steve Harvey has a long cry in the TV interview embedded below (conducted with some random ass-kissing Christian fruitloop.) Why? Because bloggers (oh man, those guys!) call him out on his hate speech against atheists and then his kids get online and find out the truth about dear old Dad!
The relevant comments are transcribed below the recording and happen between 0:16 and 0:47 in the clip. Real masochists can watch the whole thing if they like, but brace for a completely incoherent free-associating choked-up tearful performance by everyone’s favorite boneheaded bigot.
SH: Once again… it’s this fame thing that makes it hard. Because, see… I… my life is under a microscope. I get sick of that sometimes. People don’t understand how that is, man. To have your life dissected by people who don’t know you. You know, the Internet has become this place for evil to dwell. Y’unnerstand? They… people who blog… who have no sense of reality… they just blog about you–don’t even know you! I got kids, man, be reading stuff that ain’t true ’bout their father. You understand? I know you know. Because they–they–they–people just blog!
Holy shit, Steve! People just blog?! The sky done gone and falled on us! What people gon’ do next? Have their own opinions? Say what they think about stuff?? Call out the National Guard! We’ll show those opinion-having free-speaking malcontents what happens to them on God’s watch!

October 28th, 2009 at 8:50 am
this guy is a freak
October 28th, 2009 at 8:54 am
phony…racist…fraud…charlatan
snake oil salesman…bigot
October 28th, 2009 at 9:08 am
What a douche. Grow up! There’s more than just you and your friends living here. Maybe try to show the same love for non-christians as you do for your cult and you won’t be torn apart so much.
December 24th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Yah, seriously, I mean a guy goes on TV, makes bigoted statements to an accepting and unquestioning audience and bloggers have the NERVE to just….BLOG about it. Don’t they have any moral compass? Jeeze.
April 24th, 2010 at 12:07 am
FUCK ALL OF U he is right u fucking redfucks i hate athesists i hope they all burn in hell since they dnt belive in god
July 4th, 2010 at 10:13 am
haha..comedy gold!
June 7th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
STEVE is the man! all of you people who don’t believe in God just seem like haters to me get a life 4real.And if yall really believe steve was crying over you all no wonder you don’t have any faith.He was crying because he is grateful of God’s mercy and grace.And I hope that all nonbelievers find faith one day.God bless you all.You nonbelievers take things way to personal because it’s guilt, steve was not trying to offend you all.Steve gives relationship advice and in his opinion some man with no faith in God will not have the morals of God to be able to have the type of relationship that a believer would want.gosh grow up!
August 1st, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Carolyn, YOU are the REAL evil one here. I had faith, but I grew up and threw away the childs security blanket. The god of the bible is not good enough for me. I would have to lower my moral standards too much to have faith. How did I lose faith? Simple, I read the bible.
I feel sorry for you Carolyn, I really do. I hope some day that you will grow up and throw away the childs security blanket called “faith”. Your temper tantrum in your letter shows just how much growing up you have to do.