Unless you’ve really been living in magical dinosaur underearth land for a while, you’ve heard about Balloon Boy (Falcon Heene)’s hoaxed non-trip into the stratosphere via his dingbat dad Richard Heene’s jury-rigged hot air dirigible.
What you might not know about is young Falcon’s love of re-enacting gay-bashing murder scenes whilst screaming the word “faggot”. Think we’re kidding? Not even. (On a side note, his Mom needs guitar lessons. What the FUCK with that solo?)
Hopefully the media gets tired of these repugnant attention whores quickly and moves on to something more worthwhile.
Like mutant white tigers.